Because our hair needs to be re-touched, thank you very much. We cannot maintain this fabulous hair we got going on forever. We are not anime characters that have perfectly manageable and beautiful hair with the colors of a rainbow. Us regular humans have to do maintenance and frequent visits to the Glenview hair salon.
We really wish that our hair was like anime, though. That way we would not have to spend so much time and money on trying to make it look good all the damn time. In anime, there is no proper physics. Some of them are just outrageously ridiculous that it would be kinda dangerous to get our head near it.
Like the hair of the main character in Yugi-oh. That thing is so spiky that you would think that if you punch him in the head then you would get stabbed by all kinds of reddish and yellow blades. Yes, those are the kinda hair we are talking about.
Although, to be honest, we just like the ones that are kind is slightly possible if you are a K-pop idol. At least with those and the hair color products, those people cycle through you can guarantee some kinda amazing gravity-defying locks.
Sure, they might not be permanent but they are as close as we can get to actually getting that anime hair we are always dreaming of. Personally, we would want the hair that Tanya von Degurechaff has, the main character of Youjo Seki The Saga of Tanya The Evil.
Her hair is blond but seems to have like three different hairstyles all together. You see, her blonde locks are long that could be done in a high ponytail while shorter locks that could not be tied up that way stay does right by the nape of her neck.
Then the fringes in front of her face serve as the third hairstyle because goddamn, that kinda style can only be done in an anime. The physics behind it is so ridiculously non-existent that it kind of makes all of us jealous. We would want that kind of her that she has going on but we want it to be orange because we want to be gingers.
There is nothing wrong with being ginger even though we really are not fans of freckles. We just want to be pale and ginger with anime hair, is that so much to ask? You do not see us wanting some kind of ridiculous style like the ones you mostly see on ridiculous shounen anime. No, they are too wild for us and it would not make sense for a woman to want that kind of hairstyle.
But anyway, if we ever hope to have that kind of hair then we should really be taking those visits to the salon sooner. Our very own locks right now are kind of getting out of hand. It used to be really short since we kept cutting it only due to convenience. But since we want it long, we stopped cutting it but man, it is so messy.